Friday, October 2, 2015
Little Johnny is not a Trump fan
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump fans.
Not really knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Trump fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Trump?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's against Govt Paid Universal Healthcare for all by soaking the Rich with more taxes and my Dad's against Eminent Domain, Ethanol Subsidies, Bailouts and Declaring Bankruptcy frequently, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a Liberal and your dad was a Crony Con Man, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Trumpkin."